Spidey Sense

Spidey Sense

Um, yeah. This happened today: A guy just brought his growler in for fill with a spider in it. Does this mean I should post: “We will fill your growler jug if it’s semi-transparent glass, clean, and free of spiders...

daily limit beer

I’ll take one and walk.

Lady walks into a beer store… (this is an oldie, from 2012) Beer clerk points her to the beer in the cooler. The beer’s price tag includes a flavor description and a large yellow post that says, “1/person daily.” Beer...

Collaboration Beers

Got new beer?

Man walks into a beer store and says, “Hey! You guys got any new brews!?” “Probably. When was the last time you were in?” replies the Beer Clerk. “About a year ago!” “In that case, yes. Most of it.” In...

growler fill on Pegas Craftap at 99 Bottles beer store

Impatient? Consider prepackaged beer.

Man and woman walk into a beer store, walk up to the counter. Beer clerk greets them, takes their growler order. The clerk writes up the order for the man (Ward) and says, “It’ll be a few minutes; I’ll shout...

beer bottles for kids, the best kind of recycling

Beer bottles, for the kids.

Lady phones a beer store and asks, “Do you have any empty beer bottles I could have?” Beer Clerk responds, “Sorry, ma’am we recycle any used on a daily basis and don’t keep any empties on hand.” “Well, you see,”...

beer tattoo?

I’ve got a special tattoo.

Yep, this just happened today. Guy walks into a beer store, sees the tattoos on the beer clerk’s arm. The fellow, also with tattooed arms, says, “Hey, I’ve got a special tattoo…” …the guy grabs at the bottom of his...

lady thumbs up

Compliments.

Guy walks into a beer store. Asks for advice on various beers. Beer clerk walks him around the shop, showing him a bit of this and a bit of that, then leaves him to allow him to continue to shop...

Chelan Gold Hard Apple CIder

Does cider taste like…cider?

Today in the beer shop: Lady, pointing to a hard apple cider, asks, “Does this taste like cider?” “It sure does!” replies the Beer Clerk. Ummm, yeah. That’s why it’s a cider. Yes, it’s true that ciders taste a little...

brewing beer

Do you really want to be a pro brewer?

I confess, I harbor no secret dream of becoming a professional brewer. In fact, I’ve never even concocted a homebrew. I have, however, been to a class on homebrewing, and I drink commercially available craft beers on a daily basis....

mean people suck

Mean people suck.

I always imagined the craft beer industry to be filled with cool people. We all love the same delicious, handcraft product and want to share it with others. I guess my personal views may be a bit Utopian. Now, just...

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