You’re supposed to carry liquor…

This just happened on the phone…

“Hello, this is Tiffany at 99 Bottles. How may I help you?”

Lady, “Hello. Do you carry liquor?”

“No, ma’am, we carry beer.”

Lady, “Are you sure you don’t carry liquor?”

“Just beer products; we’re a specialty beer store.”

Lady, “Well, I’m calling you because you are supposed to carry liquor.”

“Sorry, ma’am, no liquor, just plenty of beer.”

Lady, “Huff!”