I’ve got a special tattoo.

Yep, this just happened today.

Guy walks into a beer store, sees the tattoos on the beer clerk’s arm. The fellow, also with tattooed arms, says, “Hey, I’ve got a special tattoo…”

…the guy grabs at the bottom of his shirt…

(There’s three of us on shift today; all three of us avert our eyes. I had a sinking feeling that this fellow was going to undo his pants.)

…lifts his shirt to reveal a block-lettering tattooed belly that says: FUCK YOU

Ummm yeah. How nice.

Then the fellow says, “I’ll be back to buy beer when I get some money.”