I’ve got a special tattoo.
Yep, this just happened today.
Guy walks into a beer store, sees the tattoos on the beer clerk’s arm. The fellow, also with tattooed arms, says, “Hey, I’ve got a special tattoo…”
…the guy grabs at the bottom of his shirt…
(There’s three of us on shift today; all three of us avert our eyes. I had a sinking feeling that this fellow was going to undo his pants.)
…lifts his shirt to reveal a block-lettering tattooed belly that says: FUCK YOU
Ummm yeah. How nice.
Then the fellow says, “I’ll be back to buy beer when I get some money.”